Tuesday, August 11, 2009

What Not To Wear: Celebrity Edition


I LOVE me some Rod Stewart. I know all his songs. I have his CDs. I download him on Youtube. I have his t-shirt. I have his autograph. I have gone to his last two concerts. I would marry him. Got the picture? (I am a smitten kitten when it comes to Hot Rod...) However, (and this pains me)....not before a slight alteration of his concert wardrobe selections.

Let's take a look:

Outfit #1. EXTRA! EXTRA! When we said the news not the weather, we did not mean in shirt form, Rod!

I need to wear recycled newspaper..."Times" are tough.


Outfit #2. Okay, he's HOT, but look at his shoulders...all I could think of is... IS THERE A PILOT IN THE HOUSE?

I am not a pilot, I just play one on stage.


Outfit #3. Two words. DISCO. BALL.

If he started slowly spinning in circles, I would have passed out.


Outfit #4. Oh my. Then he changed into this. Maybe it was the whole black on black on black, svelte, sleek, chic, sophisticated ensemble...that changed my mind?

Even the ladies agreed. See the singer on his left (our right)...she's all "HALLELUJAH!"

But, let's be real. It was his gold belt that made me love this outfit. The one that matched his gold shoes.


And my faith in the Rodfather was restored once again.


3 comments:

Grayquill said...

Lynda: Marry him?- he's called the Rodfather but his name should probably be changed to the Rodgrandfather...Great ideas on ward robe changes.

Bond Girl said...

I bet that man can still rock like no other... "wake up Maggie i think i have something to say to you...." that's just me singing along.. Love the post!

Lynda G. said...

The Rodgrandfather! HAHA! Classic!

Maggie May was his encore song! AWESOME! He was EXCELLENT!